ok but like let’s look at this mathematically
let’s assume that “short” is less than half of the life expectancy of the average white male, which is about 75 years, so we’ll make a “short” life last for about 35 years
now, to keep this legal, we’ll assume that the short-lived gay man in question remained sexually abstinent until the age of 18. this leaves only 17 years for accumulation of sexual partners. that’s about 6205 days, give or take. in order or him to have 20,000 partners before he died, he’d need to have about 1176 partners per year, or just under 100 per month. that means that he would need to either need to have a foursome (himself + three men if that isn’t clear), a threesome and an individual encounter, or three individual encounters per day for every single day from his 18th birthday onward if he wanted to reach 20,000 by his death.
now, to put the impossibility of this into perspective, this politician claims 20,000 partners, not 20,000 instances of sexual activity, which demands that each partner be 100% new, no repeats. for reference, the estimated adult lgbt population in nebraska is just under 40,000, most likely not counting closeted individuals. assume that about half of this number is women and nonbinary individuals (all of whom are not interested in men), and the other half is men who are interested in men. the men are all allosexual and are all interested in our Short Lived Gay Male.
this means that our gay man has to fuck his way through the entire gay male population of nebraska, including time set aside for traveling, eating, and sleeping, over the course of 17 years. no job to speak of, no friends, no family, just nonstop fucking, three men a day every day, until he dies
the fantasies conservatives cook up are fucking wild
HOMOSEXUAL GEORG
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No wiser words have been said
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I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.
killed flowers for nothing
those are dandelions they don’t have feelings physical or emotional there are quite literally billions of them and it made a little girl happy
calm the heck down
(Also they’re an invasive species in North America so y’know like. Go wild. There will be more.)
No fun allowed ever
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Before the opening of “Living for the City,” Stevie addressed the crowd:
“Can you believe that within one month, two grand juries, secret grand juries, declined to indict two policemen for the killing of two Black men? I just don’t understand that. I don’t understand why there could not have been a public trial where we would be able to hear all sides to the story. I just don’t understand. I’ll tell you what I do understand: I heard Eric Garner with my own ears, ‘I can’t breathe!”!!!
Remember when Treyvon Martin was murdered and Stevie cancelled every show that took place in a state that still practiced the “stand your ground” law, in the middle of his tour? I’m so here for Stevie Wonder.
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The good thing about being a girl is that you can sit in class and think about hardcore sex and no one can tell.
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I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
200k plus and counting ^^
Closing on 350K.
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