Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 04

insanityconcerto:

buckyremember:

theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:

schrodingers-fallen-angel:

padalalalecki:

idjits-havethe-phone-box:

A moment of silence

for all those

awesome books

with absolute shit movie adaptions

We are so sorry that happened to you

*COUGH*

thANK YOU

id like to add

you wanna talk about bad adaptations?

I honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming

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pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness-blog, via thepainofthesass)

synthetic-hearted-midgardian:

hiddlestalker:

midshipmankennedy:

mumblingsage:

A hidden-message ring, from the 1830s.

There are 2 groups of people who will use this: the first for romance, the second for espionage. Pick a side. 

Romantic espionage.

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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nataliasbarton:

thetravelinghufflepuff:

hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff 

Did you mean:

(x)

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keepcalmimspidey:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

your mothers are awesome and dad is a great wingman

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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