I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
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OMG
THIS EXPLAINS
THIS
Hetalia taught me more about countries around the world than any high school ever has
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Japanese elevator prank.
He doesn’t even act that confused. He just rolls with it.
When the prank wars at Avengers Tower go too far…
Dr. Banner is very well aware that underreaction to a prank is the primary way to ensure its failure. He also knows that no one intended this prank for him. (He usually does poorly with small spaces. Even Tony doesn’t want to release the Hulk in his tower immediately after repairs have finished.)
Of course, then he comes back with caffeine-free coffee and an artificially contrived caffeine shortage.
It’s pretty impressive, actually. The Avengers believe him for a whole two days before the penny drops. Bruce gives a lot of the credit to JARVIS, who played along magnificently. He also thanks SHIELD for the sudden influx of money he had to pay off all the caffeine vendors within in the county borders.
clint had the jitters the whole time he could still make picture perfect shots but it still sucked he did have his hidden stash of instant coffee and energy drinks but it wasn’t the same as the gloriousness that came out of stark’s coffee machine
Turns out SHIELD agents are happy to help prank Tony Stark. In addition to hiding all the caffeine on SHIELD premises, they infiltrate Stark’s favorite coffee shops and tell Stark (and his various employees, dispatched to “bring back coffee or else”) “sorry, sir/ma’am, but we’re all out of regular. Is decaf okay?”
Decaf is not okay.
Clint decides that pranking Dr. Banner/the Hulk is not in his long term best interests, so he decides to go for Tony. After all, he caught Dr. Banner in his elevator trap, which led to the torturous caffeine shortage, so.
He hacks into Tony’s music library and replaces all his rock with Christian “easy listening” and classic bluegrass. All of it renamed to be identical to Tony’s usual selections.
Then he buys a can of hot pink spray paint and breaks into Tony’s Iron Man vault.
And then SOMEBODY put Nair in Thor’s fancy leave in conditioner. They’re still trying to figure out how many floors Mjolnir flooded…
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U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM
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