“i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins
fuck everyone it’s beautiful
“i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins
fuck everyone it’s beautiful
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Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting alongside 100 other students desperately making their way across campus in the name of free bagels. God bless
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When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it
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Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.
It’s great because after you do this for a while and you get the self-confidence, you can communicate a whole paragraph of “how dare you interrupt me, peasant” with a sharp look and a hand movement.
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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
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On January 6th, paint your ring fingernail pink to show your support & pride for Leelah and the trans community. Spread this like wild fire
EVERYONE. It doesn’t matter if you are the manliest man ever. Put a pink sticker on your nail. Paint that nail. Make it where someone asks “what’s with the pink” and you can explain all of it.
(Source: cavanst, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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