Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 02

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

foreverwholocked:
weeping-daleks:
toboldlydammitjim:
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom

(via starwarsisgay)

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

mysadbutreallife:

rockluke:
stilesinatrenchcoat:
phoenixx23:
spookyflys:
thanl:
psyducked:
romancingthelookyloos:
romancingthelookyloos:
I think we should talk about puberty…
yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:

After puberty:

…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
fuckin
PLOT
TWIST
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
I will always always always reblog this

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Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

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zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul

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masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
Fav
The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

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femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

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wheresthe-angel:

Marvel has us so freaking whipped, we’re all willing to sit through 10 minutes of credits for 30 more seconds of movie

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