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Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.
Come on, you’d have a dragon, you’d be rich as fuck
What if the dragon refused to get a job and only sat on the couch playing Wii and eating mustard pretzels all day?
Then you’re in exactly the same position as you would be if you had a boyfriend, except he’s a dragon.
Dragons are always better than boyfriends.
Dragons, guys. How is this even a debate? MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
(Source: that-nonbinary-guy, via adelindschade)
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this is literally one of the most inspirational things
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Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
Flawless.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
han yolo
HAN YOLO
(Source: antiven0m182-blog-blog, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
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ok y’all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for twoOH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a carSTOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you screamI feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
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Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.
I want to give this post a hug
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