incest being romanticized
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incest being romanticized
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we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
I’m gonna use this against my religious teacher #WIN
I ship this
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i dont understand how some girls ARENT gay like. What can guys give you that girls cant, besides sexism and chest hair
And penises. Don’t forget penises.
nah come on. u date a dude and he got a big dong and u aint into that, that’s it ur stuck with that big dong. u date a girl and her dildo aint up to ur standards, u go down to the store and pick one up for 50$ voila. boys r USELESS.
this post is making straight ppl mad keep reblogging it
Not even gonna lie, there are times when I sit there and go “girls are so fucking pretty and they have a much lower chance of telling me horribly misogynistic things, why am I not attracted to girls, I wanna be attracted to girls.”
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i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?
put spaghetti in it
i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you
put spaghetti in it
i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you
put spaghetti in it
i am no longer taking suggestions.
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emes:
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
lmao what
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
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It just hit me, guys. Everyone who meets Ed and says something along the lines of “You’re the Fullmetal Alchemist? But you’re so small.”
It’s NOT about “lol Ed’s short.” They say it because they’ve been sent a CHILD. They’re looking at a military officer, someone who can be…
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Anonymous asked: Can you explain what cis means?
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
