Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Mar 17

I lost it at the “For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling…”

(Source: lyonnnss, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

lilylilymine:
i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.
“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”
Imagine Throg and Shrokka getting into the orc version of a cutsey couples argument.
“NO! SHROKKA’S WIFE THROG MORE BEAUTIFUL! THROG’S FANGS ARE SHARP LIKE MANY SWORDS, HER BEAUTY CAUSES THE MOON TO TURN AWAY AND HIDE! THROG WILL TAKE BACK HER WORDS, FOR THROG IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN SHROKKA!”

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Mar 16

“I would have sworn to die for you / sooner than to live with you” — Vahni Capildeo, from “Far From Rome,” Measures of Expatriation
(via wildehacked)

(Source: lifeinpoetry, via wildehacked)

poke-imagines:

microwavedmistakes:
brialavellan:
skelegiel:
Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me
New askmeme: please tell me what you think my voice sounds like
Please do this
OMG yes please!

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feitanswife:

sailurmars:
mycroftrh:
gerbthenerd:
Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
WHAT

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smolperalta:

i’m so into reading tags like 500 of y’all could be reblogging my stuff and tag it as ‘me’ and ‘mood’ and nothing else and i’d still read every single one of y’alls tags

(via ofgeography)

Anonymous asked: consider this tho: gwendoline christie plays rey and daisy ridley plays phasma bc a) have u seen that vid of oscar isaac and john boyega and gwendoline christie jamming all together to a led zeppelin song and b) small! terrifying! absolutely do not fuck with! phasma and c) rey using her size and strength to make dragging shit from wrecks easier and despite being able to beat junk selling food guy up does not bc she has no other way of getting food? pls consider

*gasp*

Anon.

Dearheart.

This…this is so beautiful…

I love this immediately, wholeheartedly, and entirely without shame.

Tall!Rey looming over Poe and Finn!

Small!Phasma staring Han down totally unimpressed!

*LONG GASP*

TALL REY BENDING OVER TO HUG FINN AND LOOKING SO AWESTRUCK THAT HE CAME BACK FOR HER.

STAMP OF APPROVAL

MAKE IT SO

Anonymous asked: bdsm ask anon here: thanks for that lovely, in-depth and polite reply (sincerely). tone's sometimes hard to carry through when it's just text, so thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt! that was quite an interesting read and i definitely have a better grasp on the concept now. cheers, vodka aunt!

No problem, anon! I’m glad to help.

Also, a short story for your good will.

My dad, upon coming across my answer to your previous ask: So…my question, as your father, is how you know so much about the BDSM scene.

Me, affronted: I do my goddamn research!

Dad: …

Me: …And furthermore none of your business.