When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
I fucking love her.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
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When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
I fucking love her.
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This is the third in my series of body positive pin ups. I recently started following this awesome blog called alternativeblackgirls and was really inspired by some of the awesome ladies they showcase.
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It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.Amazing.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
Omg.
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our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
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There’s a freshman kid in my college marching band this year and his name is, i kid you not, Danny Fenton.
This is him on Halloween:
The best part is, although his hair is spraydyed for this picture, he’s actually almost fully gray at the age of 18.
He is actually going ghost
omfg it took me like two minutes to realize it wasn’t the guy in the sheet
fun fact: person in the sheet was the “holey ghost”
I don’t even know what part I like more.
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How president Obama’s vacation days stack up against previous presidents.Interesting.
Oh.
Republicans like to relax huh
Bruh they taking whole years off
There was a whole year Bush just said fuck being President.
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Handy tips on how to remove permanent marker from almost anything.
skin: sunscreen
plastic: alcohol
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