“If sex without love can exist, then people need to realize love without sex can exist.” — Unknown (via keinekraftzumleben)
(via dadnetos)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”I’M LITERALLY CRYING.
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my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
(Source: viciere, via starwarsisgay)
she’s beauty
she’s grace
she’s natasha romanoff and for some reason she still doesn’t have her own fucking movie
(Source: robbstark, via vampiregerards)
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@ every single trans/genderfluid/bigender/non-binary/agender teen that isnt safe coming out to their family: i love you, i am proud of you, you are made of all the good things in the universe, and you are going to rock it every day. i am rooting for you all the way, every day. go out there and kill it. i believe in you.
(Source: rottnboy, via goblinbutch)
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I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
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