Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Dec 26

wethinktherefore:
bisexualfunfacts:
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

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platonicknifelust:

gothhabibti:
protect all of the young girls who’s bodies developed quickly and who appear to be older than they are. remember that these girls are still children and their mature physical appearance is not a reflection of their emotional maturity.
PLEASE FUCKING PROTECT THEM THAT WAS ME

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magicmumu:

fandom-man:
africanaquarian:
Reminder that in Africa people were performing successful cesarean sections and brain surgeries as early as 3,000 b.c.e while whites didn’t even think to wash they asses until hundreds of years later but Africa is always portrayed as some type of monolithic land of savages.
Oh.
I’m not exactly challenging you, but I want a source.
Oh look. I took. Twenty seconds. And did. A damn. Google search. Imagine that.

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[video]

“Sir, I can take your underwear.” —

Leverage FBI agent

aka possibly my new favorite quote

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(Source: tigermicki, via renew-leverage)

[video]

You know what I love about Nymphadora Tonks?

kimberlychristmas:

heylookitsliz:
lupinatic:
shark-in-a-bubble:
She was a metamorphmagus so she had the power to change herself into like the most gorgeous woman ever, but she didn’t. Instead she gave herself this bright-ass-pink hair and changed her looks to please herself, not to please others. You go, Tonks.
The only time she changed her looks for others was to tmake them laugh and make them happy by doing funny things. And thats the best way to be a metamorphmagus.

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theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

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megagyarados:

omidspissedoffcat:
[VIOLENT LAUGHTER]
“Top 10: Videogames Your Girlfriend Will Hate Watching You Play Because She’s Better At Them Than You And This Spectacle Is Just Getting Sad Just Clear The Level Brian It’s A Fucking Houdini Splicer It’s Not Hard Did You Even Listen To Atlas Telling You There Was More Ammo In The Pneumo Tube Literally to Your Immediate Left Oh My God Give Me The Controller Brian That’s Not Even The Right Way Out Of Arcadia And You Missed Like Three Audio Diaries Jesus” is probably a more accurate title if we’re being honest here.

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