Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Dec 23

[video]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

scotchcarousel:
the-funkiest-penguin:
friendly-pedophile:
bellamyyoung:
yourgayfriend:
emisummerful:
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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animatedcosplayer:

carryonmy-assbutt:
tennant-salad:
kitchikishangout:
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.

I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of moral obligation to reblog this.

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weweredisposable:

Written permission to come into my ask box and yell about AUs whenever

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[video]

kaiitea:

73r:
priceofliberty:
Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said “looking for smart strong boys” so he went into the factory, said “i’m strong and smart”, and he had that job from age 13 to 78
and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply “get a job” ahh it’s so much clearer now

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1nd2rd3st:

juststraightwhiskeyplease:
capeofwonders:
i will will never not reblog this
5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.
HELL YEAH

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mishanarry:

the-backspin-megaman:
firechildslytherin5:
askthewaywardsons:
naturally—supernatural:
trenchcoatandimpala:
fandomsarelikesex:
deans-pie-at-221b:
jackhawksmoor:
thistimeyoustay:
Supernatural AU where Satan and Metatron are lawyers comparing one against the other in court.
I’m rooting for Satan
we are all rooting for Satan
WITH THE REPORTER ON SCENE
How even is this possible????
Satan is defending Cas
And the one who arrested them
WTF IS THIS???
Canada, ladies and gentlemen. Canada.

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j6:

demonicdorothy:
japanese dragon:
- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea
chinese dragon:
- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal
european dragons:
- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves
slavic dragon:
- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads
leviathan:
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
American Dragon:
- jake long

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