Polite sexting. We’ve found a winner, kids.
are we ignoring the pun in “willy nilly?”
no we’re not
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THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
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I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
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so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and
Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed
johnny depp is every role
just johnny depp
for everyone
just
johnny
only
johnny
e t e r n a l j o h n n y
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…that no matter
how close
you get
the pupil
seems to
devour light
like a black hole
it reflects no light
That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.
Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe
Whoa
(Source: trees-and-videogames, via starwarsisgay)
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google is like the sober friend that takes care of you
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