if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
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Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
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Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?you know what else is illegal? meth
you know what people still do? meth
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the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
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Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk
MAJOR FLASHBACK
what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore
how long have i been out of school
what
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