DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
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can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh
You’re on tumblr.
In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You don’t learn anything new in school.
If you’re not, you’re probably one of the popular people who logs on only every once in a while to update your crappy blog with things no one cares about and doesn’t even understand our jokes and should’ve stayed on facebook.
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#Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
Can we please stop flipping the fuck out about this? She’s not “taking credit for” or announcing anything. She is literally answering a question on twitter. And for god’s sake we already knew he was Jewish. Anyone as good with etymology and name symbolism as she is wouldn’t just give a character the last name “Goldstein” by mistake.
Like, as a Jewish girl I am furious that all the SJ types on this website are pissed that JKR announced that Anthony happens to be Jewish, but y’all are more than happy to ignore actual problems with Jewish representation in the media, not to mention that fact that the progressive left is anti-Semitic and hostile to Jews as fuck. You want to be mad on my peoples’ behalf? I’ll make you a list. And JKR’s twitter won’t be fucking on it.
(Lauren this rant is not directed at you—this is just the first time it appeared on my dash in full form)
(He was in the first 40 students she created for the first book)
(a reason I consider reasonable as to why Wiccans were unlikely Hogwarts students)
Like for reals can we move past this?
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. I’m a writer and believe you me, I could tell you all the things about my characters. For example, there’s a character (a guy) who’s in love with a girl. Okay, so he’s straight, right? False, he’s bi, he’s slept with guys before, and the fact that he’s not sleeping with a guy doesn’t change that. JK says Anthony Goldstein is Jewish, I buy it, because it's her universe. Damn.
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from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school
There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.
I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.
ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.
as far as i can tell they are vegan too, yay :)
WHY ISNT THIS IN ENGLAND
They are! At least, theyre in my town’s waitrose
But really though guys. That person up there a bit who mention NeuroBliss, that stuff is not just for PMS. I have it for when I’m freaking out, it helps you chill out and it also. Get this. At least in my experience, it helps you focus. It helps a lot. And it’s cheap.
(Source: anisky, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school
There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.
I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.
ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.
as far as i can tell they are vegan too, yay :)
WHY ISNT THIS IN ENGLAND
They are! At least, theyre in my town’s waitrose
But really though guys. That person up there a bit who mention NeuroBliss, that stuff is not just for PMS. I have it for when I’m freaking out, it helps you chill out and it also. Get this. At least in my experience, it helps you focus. It helps a lot. And it’s cheap.
(Source: anisky, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear
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Deadass
whoop, there it is.
Today, I literally googled “Why are Obama’s approval ratings so low” because i was super confused. I mean, I know there are things not to like, I know there are frustrations on both sides but things have gotten measurably better. And now, after fifty years of failed sanctions against Cuba we have a dialogue again? With the Pope’s help? That’s just awesome.
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