oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
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I love this
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rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST
WHY IS THERE A CRESCENDO UNDER A REST?!?
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY GOD
forcefully rest
then FIERCELY REST
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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i just love the sassy ones
‘it doesn’t feel good’ 'neither does sleeping alone bitch’ 'maybe u should try the next size down lol’
'it spoils the mood’ 'so does your attitude’
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