i didn’t understand this for a second and i was like why the fuck are you drinking sake out of a coffee mug
(Source: onceuponachippedteacup, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
oh cool you like your parents? name three of their songs
“clean dat fuckin room up”
“what dem grades lookin like” (feat. my auntie)
“wake yo ass up bus come @6:45” (bad boy remix)
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sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
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no but
each follower you have looked at your blog and thought ”hey that person is cool I like them”
so if you think 100 followers aren’t many, think again
because 100 people genuinely like you
and if that doesn’t cheer you up I don’t know what does
you just made my day
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Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ
This is the best friend a person could ever have.
The last one is the best, hands down.
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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
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