Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG
you’re not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan
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how do I tell all the Salvation Army bell ringers that I really respect the spirit of what they’re doing but their homophobic racist transphobic organization isn’t doing it for me
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This might be Moran being confused by humanity…again…but how do people ‘not believe in/support asexuality’??? I am so confused. What the actual fuck, people, I cannot even begin to comprehend this.
Asexual support: right here.
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imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
Wow
What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.
I smell a novel
I actually really want this.
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GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.
Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.
this.
5k notes, wow good job tumblr
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k so i tried to download “the house of the rising sun” because i heard it somewhere and i went on piratebay and got a rlly dodgy file and long story short i now have 275 different covers of house of the rising sun :/
this is just the A’s and a bit of the B’s
one of them is played entirely by pan flutes this is ridiculous
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“If you steep it for too long, it tastes bitter.”
Would this be considered kittea?
Ohhhh dear…*slow clap*
*bows for applause*
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