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Take care of my human for me, until my return. He is a weak human, a broken and scarred human. But he will never forget meal times, nor forget to keep your bathroom clean. He will come to check on you hourly, even if it is not always welcomed, and knows where the itches are when you ask to be pet.
Please keep him warm as he does not possess fur. Please keep him company as he is lonely. Please take care of my human.Until my return.
This has just brought me to tears as I recently lost my cat to leukemia and it really hurts not having him around anymore…
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Trying to prove something to my mom.
Please reblog if you think pansexual is real, she keeps telling me pansexual is just a fancy term for bisexual.
sorry guys apparently im not real or something
I thought I was real.
Only 3,072 people think I’m real. That’s depressing.
I’m sorry y'all are apparently imaginary.
(Source: skelledong, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
About to tell a straight guy that he’s cute.
Can’t wait to be told, “I’m not gay.”
I will update.
He’s not gay.
(via a-idontevenknow-thing)
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(Source: pleatedjeans, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
“Jingle Bells, Hydra smells
SHIELD is really great
I shouldn’t have sang this on Hydra grounds
Oh crap I can’t esc-
MAY OH GOD MAY I’M HERE HELP THEY ARE AFTER ME”
— skye, probably (via agentsofbadcomics)
(via n-haught)
