congrats. i give you all your honorary high school diploma
shit it got better
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there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
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tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i
you come into my house
you step over my husband
Ignore my crying son
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In your head:
In paper:
this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.
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THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO
DAMN GORGEOUS
DAMN BRAVE
DAMN BADASS
DAMN SEXY
DAMN SWEET
DAMN AWESOME
BRAVO DREAMWORKS
FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS
YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES
i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America
Idk about u but that horse is tryina make a sexy face and i feel like bronys have probably made porn of this poor horse
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