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Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”
Me: *sweats nervously*
BRUHHHH
me: o-one?
eye doctor: are you sure?
me: “labored breathing* YES
eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?
me: two??
eye doctor: are you s
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glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
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I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
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I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
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1601. Muggleborns are seen in Hogsmeade Service Station using the only payphone available. They are often seen in lines consisting of 6 to 10 people. When asked why they don’t just send owls, the common answer is “I literally just need a response in 3 minutes. Not 2 days.”
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Anonymous asked: additionally, if you were an aromantic asexual astronaut, that would make you an aerospace aro ace.
oh my god
Men’s clothes, right?
My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.
My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.
My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.
I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.
Women’s clothes?
Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.
What even.
Accurate.
All of the accuracy.
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