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But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
too soon
100 YEARS AGO
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Think horseback riding isn’t a sport?
You lift weights, I lift water buckets.
You run 1 mile, I ride 10.
You work with a team, I work with a 1200lb animal who I have to communicate with, an animal that doesn’t understand words.
You have 4 quarters, 2 halves to show what you got?
I have less than 2 minutes to bring it.
When you fall down, you fall a couple of inches. We fall more than 5 feet.
Your sport is one season, ours is all year long, even in the freezing cold.
Who is the athlete now?I love this.
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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
THERES A TON OF SCREAMING AND YELLING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOARD OF DINOSAUR-GOAT HYBRIDS BEING SLAUGHTERED IM TOO SCARED TO LOOK OUTSIDE OH MY GOD
turns out I forgot I live next to an elementary school and I’m not used to being home in the middle of the day when they have recess.
I hate all of you for reblogging this
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i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you say this like it’s a bad thing
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This is the best headline I’ve seen.
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