The Swan song is a metaphorical term for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement.
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Respect to the person who wrote this from my school.
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American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal
German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats you
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I don’t care what you’ve done in your life. I don’t care how many peace prizes you’ve won or how many people you nailed. I don’t care if you’ve won emmys, oscars, or globes. Nothing you have done or will do can compare to the Corgi Avengers.
101 notes. In one day. The FUCK.
BECAUSE CORGI AVENGERS DUH
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I’M CLEAN
i took
a shower
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE
IS IT ONLY MIDWEST KIDS WHO KNEW THIS THEIR WHOLE LIVES? I don’t know about y'all, but my mom was like “and this is why you don’t fuck with geese, because ducks are cute and friendly and a goose will RIP OUT YOUR INNARDS AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE.”
I come from a strange family.
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