justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
1. What do you think the a in lgbtqia stands for?
2. When I say ferguson police department what’s the first thing that pops into your head?
3. On scale of 1 to 10 how unreasonable do you think the dress codes for young girls are?
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
When I hear people say that they ship Elsa and Anna together
When I hear people say that they ship Dipper and Mabel together
When I hear people say that they ship Tadashi and Hiro together
When I hear people try to justify incest shipping by saying “I can ship whatever I want”, “It’s fictional!” and “They love each way too much to be just brother and sister.”
Incest shipping in general
This whole post bless it
(via awwhawkeye)
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
I WOULD MARRY YOU ON THE SPOT IF YOU BOUGHT THIS FOR ME.
(Source: monodialogue-blog, via lathori)
Oh thank God
at the end of Monsters Inc it says that no monsters were harmed either
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[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(Source: patrick-stumps, via lathori)
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