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hey baby did it hurt when you sauntered vaguely downwards
I would date the man who tried to pick me up with this line.
Or woman.
Unf.
Agreed.
(Source: eldermckinley, via notahotlibrarian)
“Any prowling maniac would have had more than his work cut out if he had accosted Anathema Device. She was a witch, after all. And precisely because she was a witch, and therefore sensible, she put little faith in protective amulets and spells; she saved it all for a foot-long bread knife which she kept in her belt.” — Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (via notahotlibrarian)
“In a true oral folk tale, no one actually ever says I love you… Instead, they give them food. To feed someone is to express that very basic love. To this day, people help each other take bits of wedding cake. The anti-mother is not the one who would feed you, she is the one who would eat you.” —
-From my Coursera course, ‘Fantasy and Science Fiction: The human mind, our modern world.’
(via notahotlibrarian)
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY
Not if you’re Crowley.
(via notahotlibrarian)
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During the Annual Pantheons Meeting, the gods of the Dead just look for a corner away from sunlight and bitch about people.
I’m not entirely sure about how this happened, but Hades and Anubis might be my new brotp.
(via notahotlibrarian)
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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should…
(Source: greelin, via lilacsilver-deactivated20170704)