Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 31

homophobic:

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

(via lathori)

laurens: i will put my "A" down to make “A”
lafayette: i will add to your “A” to make “AT”
mulligan: i will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
hamilton: i will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
laurens: [flips the board]

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elizabitchtaylor:

You ever meet someone and you can tell they grew up in a household where The Simpsons was banned ?

(via wildehacked)

beekeepermarycatherine:

like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:
top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome
yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment
the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon
the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one

(via lathori)

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

jessicahenwick:
seduce me with obscure knowledge of history
*seductive voice* Alexander Hamilton wasn’t allowed to fast track trough Princeton because a student had done that the previous year, and had a nervous breakdown due to stress. That student was James Madison.

(via skymurdock)

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