Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Nov 18

ed-ships-larry:
lousontiptoes:
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

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Gaston: I only wished to save her
Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

thatfunnyblog:

but what happened in 2012
puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Source: amberisntnice, via bleedingwillow96)

A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god

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Nov 17

me 90% of the time: media is subjective, everybody has different tastes, we watch movies and shows for different reasons and get different things about them
me when someone says they didn't like Pacific Rim: Ummmm, wow, okay, what the hell? Who made you a movie expert? Did you go to movie school? What, you think you can do better? I can't even talk to you anymore. This is unacceptable. Please love yourself

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

nokki1:
cypheroftyr:
tiny-vessels:
achubbycupcake:
Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing
“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic
Love him.
“You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger.”

Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.
Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…
I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

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insight2theblind:

ultrafacts:
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I always wondered how you were anywhere near punctual back then, cool.

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me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop