Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Nov 16

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ripplingmirrors:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

pansexualsoldier:

petition to include darcy in civil war for following reasons

1. she majored in poli-sci she’d be a wonderful assistant to clueless shield-running steve

2. i fucking want it that’s why

(Source: i-am-also-a-oui, via fuckyeahdarcylewis)

pugchacho:

pastturntechgodhead:

digg:

Use when necessary.

My one and only needed reaction gif

I must commend whoever made this tho like this is true artistry.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

rapidfireinfinity:

generalbrian:

ladyhistory:

WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS

A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT

POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING

No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.

Also:

Republicans: we’re going to do this thing
Obama: That’s a bad idea
Republicans: *shut down government*

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

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Nov 15

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hananaconda:

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

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Omg what if you forgot to return one?

I feel like this is a romance novel in the making.

(via ultrafacts)