Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Nov 15

shutthefuckupcas:
shutthefuckupcas:
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

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epitome-o-awkward:

snorlaxatives:
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
I’d go to a fancy restaurant and not pay.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via clockwork-mockingbird)

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fishslut:

ohnoproblems:
[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt
its just a tater tot with a face omf

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

crashingdownonsugarglass:

mamalaz:
The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.
every word in this movie is gold

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

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