so much bitch please
How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?
(Source: x--moved-blog, via clockwork-mockingbird)
[video]
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
fuckyeahdarcylewis.tumblr.com -
I want the first time Natasha meets Darcy to go as follows:
Darcy walks in with Thor because her car broke down on the way to the Avengers party and he had to go get her… Again. She walks in and Thor introduces her. Nat is just normal and says it is nice to meet you…
[video]
people should just reply to anon hate with this
damn dude thats brutal
I honestly don’t know which of these is more guilt tripping
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
i am 27 and i think this sounds like a wonderful day
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
(Source: nerdgasrnz, via clockwork-mockingbird)
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
#[comes into fanfic restaurant] I DIDN’T ORDER ANY OOC-NESS MAKE ME A NEW ONE
(via clockwork-mockingbird)