Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Oct 30

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tastefullyoffensive:

College is easy. [via]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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dragonpie:

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

That was the best plot twist i’ve read in a long time

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stardustandstrawberries:

americachavez:

marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography

With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.

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bisexual-black-widow:

where is my black widow movie 

where is my black widow movie 

where is my black widow movie 

• where is my black widow movie

WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING BLACK WIDOW MOVIE

(Source: hashtagmambonumberfive, via goblinbutch)

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

okay but why are there no ladyhawke aus of anything ever

because like

1. it’s a great movie to begin with
2. it’s medieval-fantasy setting which is a fun trope to play with
3. it has star-crossed lovers sort of and everyone loves angst
4. it has lycanthropy/shape-changing in it with a hella cool twist
5. there’s a whole bunch of different kinds of characters so it’d be easy to fit everyone in roles