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imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
there’s the hufflepuff
(Source: picapixels, via n-haught)
“What are you complaining about? We have to run the same distance as you, so it’s equal!”
i didnt notice the weight at first smh
(Source: the-glitter-clit, via bleedingwillow96)
Fic Idea For Halloween:
Darcy Lewis wakes up in a hospital morgue. She has no idea what happened to her or why she doesn’t feel her heartbeat anymore but she determined to learn the truth about her non-death status…if her friends would stop screaming in fright or calling her Miss Zombie for two seconds.
(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)
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best serenity cosplay ever IMHO
(via fuckyeahfirefly)
The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.
It really was a refreshing change of pace from “It’s the noble thing to do.”
(via allephant)
#mechanized weaponized angels built in a factory; cannibalized humans with springs and wires where a soul should be #you wanted the soldiers of god? have his terrifying swords that swing themselves #alternately—the study of angels in a world where their existence is commonplace knowledge #some victorian lecturer demonstrating to his students the biomechanical principles of angel wings as compared to both birds #and human limbs #his audience of bored Eton boys politely applauding and then leaning forward in their chairs when he invites his special guest to demonstrate #and Caffriel steps forward and shakes xir wings out from the greatcoat—so handy that they came in fashion recently—and gives a live demonstration #as above xir these brief-lived messy humans thow around words like ”specimen” and ”it” #because that’s what angels are—god asked them to bow before humanity and so they did—if it is knowledge humanity #desires then it is knowledge angels will provide; but maybe one or two of the students is flushing angrily and feels #that speaking about angels should be different than speaking about a gaslamp or a dog; that even when it is laid out before you #in terms of drag and lift and the mortar and pestle of joints there is something about the transcendental we should respect; we #should make exception for in the no man’s land of our language #instead of trying to boil it down and extract the lump of lead that results [notbecauseofvictories]
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