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extraordinary-british-gentleman:
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
got u a party hat for the party for u
Streamers!
hello friend i bring u anime
I brought happy music :D
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY
This is so beautiful and it made my day im spreading this as much as possible
This is an example of how tumblr is indeed a good thing and not a bad influence
Yes
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A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
READ THIS
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
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Sometimes I just think of little baby new Shibushen student Soul wandering around looking for his intro class and he sees arrows for Intro to EAT and he goes to check it out, and he gets there and he’s like “dang I thought maybe this was a gastronomy club” and he’s about to…
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so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off
Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc.
The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.
If however, they grab your hair near the scalp instead, you can clamp one or both of your hands over top of theirs, and spin. This can break their wrist or elbow, or dislocate their shoulder. Either way, it’s painful to them, and can make them let go. This is especially effective if you are shorter than them, and might have trouble landing a good punch in their face.
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2,000-year-old roman face cream with visible, ancient fingermarks
Preserved within a small tin canister, the cream was discovered during excavations by Pre-Construct Archaeology of a Roman temple precinct on Tabard Street, Southwark in 2003. The main constituent of the cream was animal fat mixed with starch and tin oxide.
imagine if they got a clear finger print from that
and then, just for shits and giggles, they put it into a police data base or whatever
and, one day, there’s a murder. the only evidence anyone was there is a hand print. and one of the fingerprints matches the 2,000 year old one.
suddenly, they begin to find more and more unsolved murders that all have a similar trend: only one piece of evidence to tell who the murderer was, and it’s a hand print or a finger print of some kind, and it’s always the same person. its the same one thats been happening for decades… maybe even hundreds of years…
HOLY SHIT
write a book
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So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
MIC DROP
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The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe
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