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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
(via bleedingwillow96)
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
Basically
(Source: lightspun, via bleedingwillow96)
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When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to
(Source: absolurltly, via bleedingwillow96)
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