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blue screen of death
System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.
He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.
404 error: mercy not found
Death really knows how to crash a party.
control-alt-death
you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.
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thats’s me
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if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
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And you know what.
Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.
You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.
You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.
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REFUEL AT DENNY’S DURING THE WAR!
DENNYS
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this is my all-time favourite tumblr post
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men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
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