I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them
2) you can just strip off your skin
3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved
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You know who you are
jim kirk literally just skipped to the end of this entire thing with bones
#the jim kirk school of making friends rule 1: act like they’re already your friend and never leave (tags via damespook)
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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
#’go fuck yourself i’ve been in the library all night studying and want to sleep’#’shove both the raven and the writing desk up your arse i need coffee’#*glares at door*#*door opens* (via)
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
“…Technically, yes.”
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“We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.” — Unknown (via veliikaya)
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“What’s that?” said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry’s lightning scar.
“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you —?”
“He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry.
“What?” said Harry.
“Harry Potter.” chorused the twins.
“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”
” —Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Bless this boy and everything that he is
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Not looking too good there Soul.You need some aspirin?
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