So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…
What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
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maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly
or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires
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Goth
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
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oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god
“wow i like that sweater you’re knitting” “IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??”
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Shoutout to the nice cops, like the ones who found my stolen wallet in the subway station trash. And to the professional, caring cops who actually want to protect and improve their communities. So many are awful that it gives even good ones a bad name. Who knows, maybe praising…
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Step aside Jelsa
There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town
can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything
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