so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
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Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Make it viral
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN MEME-MAKER
I’ve seen this and reblogged this before but i’ll do it again because “real nerds,” can be such fucking ass holes.
Always reblog nerds being put in their place.
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zombiekittensandmadscientists:
cant-think-of-anything-creative:
no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue
Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.
fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure
CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.
… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.
It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.
It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.
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I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
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People always talk about Jensen’s crying (which don’t get me wrong, is the most beautiful man cry I have ever seen and Misha is able to show such sorrow without actually shedding a tear) why does no one praise Jared’s? His crying is so unique because it has such a…boyish look to it. For being as big as he is, Jared has a way of appearing like an 8 year old child with a mere change of expression. He cries like a small boy whose puppy just got hit by a car and killed or a kid who lost a parent, or a kid whose house burned down. For a grown man whose 29, for him to capture such innocent and childish expressions never ceases to amaze me. Let it be his puppy dog eyes or his tears, Jared just…his emotions come through so innocent and raw. It’s beautiful. I don’t understand how people can say he is a bad actor.
HOLD UP, ppl say Jared is a bad actor??? NOOOoooOOoOoO
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I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
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