What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?
Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?
When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.
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I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak.
It does. It looks a little like steak.
don’t eat the baby hippo
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prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK
TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR
THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?
True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.
I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra.
So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.
WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?
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I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye.
my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist
Bless this post.
Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/
I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.
Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.
Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.
I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.
I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.
It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”
Fake. Fucking. Pockets.
Or tiny pockets. What the fuck do you think I’m going to put in them?! A piece of string?! I need pockets to hold stuff! Not all women carry big ugly purses!
I cannot tell you how much I HATE girl shirts. I’m a little chubby,and I HATE shirts that empsise that. Also I hate V-necks because I pull them down to cover my stomach so all you see are my boobs goodbye
On the topic of girl clothes my friend said “girls have it rough”I nearly kissed him
When I was little I would hold maybe five coins in my pocket and then one in that tiny pointless pocket and my pockets would be full.
I have small waistline but I have to buy my jeans at men’s section because no jeans on women’s section fit my thighs. Apparently the designers of jeans sold in Indonesia forget that not all Indonesian women have thigh gaps.
And let’s not forget that in the women’s section, although the label says size XL, it doesn’t feel larger than size S. Like, seriously?
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they look like those scrubbers for dishesSIR that is not the intended use
Not with that attitude
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In the Victorian era, hand-fans were used not only to cool oneself but also as a secret way to communicate the language of love. For example, by running one’s fingers through the fan’s ribs, one is trying to say, “I want to talk to you.” The enigmatic language of the fan was widely used by both men and women.
I. A fan placed near the heart.
“You have won my love.”
II. A closed fan touching the right eye.
“When may I be allowed to see you?”
III. A closed fan moved threateningly.
“Do not act so impudently!”
IV. A half-opened fan pressed to the lips.
“You may kiss me.”
V. Covering the left ear with an open fan.
“Do not betray my secret.”
VI. Hiding the eyes behind an open fan.
“I love you.”
VII. Shutting a fully open fan slowly.
“I promise to marry you.”
VIII. Fanning oneself slowly.
“I am married.”
IX. Letting one’s fan rest on the right cheek or the left.
“Yes” and “No”, interchangeably.
X. Opening and closing the fan several times.
“You are cruel.”
XI. Fan in front of the face.
“Follow me.”
XII. Twirling the fan in the left hand.
“We are being watched.”
XIII. Fan held over left ear.
“I wish to be rid of you.”
XIV. Carrying an open fan in the left hand.
“Come and talk to me.”
XV. Opening a fan wide.
“Wait for me.”
XVI. Placing the fan behind the head with finger.
“Goodbye.”
[Artwork: Secret, by Lee Yun-hi.]
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My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…
HOLY SHIT
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one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick
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