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was that even fucking necessary
leave him alone
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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
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nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason
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you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
Hey friends, this is a symptom of anxiety.
Also a symptom of depression.
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nerd
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
AHHHHHHHhhhhh
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895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army.
nearly 9000 notes and nobody has pointed out that suddenly fred has lost an ear as well as george
It doesn’t matter when your soul is falling apart.
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