Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Oct 06

so i had this idea for a soul eater fic a while back on skype with a friend. anyone interested?

aye, sama!: brief (possible) excerpt from my side fic:
aye, sama!: "You don't look much like a demon," Soul said, eyeing the petite blonde derisively. She huffed, folding her arms across her chest. It was clearly meant to be intimidating. "Well, not all of us can have red eyes and... //teeth//," she snapped back, clearly embarrassed by her lack of obvious demonic traits. Soul snickered, but stopped when he saw her hand inch towards the leatherbound book at her side. He held up his hands to placate her. "Okay, okay, fine, you're a very scary demon. Question is, how do we send you back to wherever it is you came from?" She cocked her head to the side. "That... is a very good question. I don't think anyone has ever //accidentally summoned// a demon before."
definitely not kira: NICE
aye, sama!: also her book
aye, sama!: is like
aye, sama!: a ledger of all the souls she's been contracted to
definitely not kira: oooh
aye, sama!: in this 'verse every demon has one
aye, sama!: but they can change the form of it
aye, sama!: most modern demons usually relegate the list to the Notes app of an iphone
definitely not kira: sweeet
aye, sama!: but maka made it so her book is basically an e-reader with infinite memory so she can have basically every book in the history of books on there
aye, sama!: except it still looks like one of those
definitely not kira: very maka like
aye, sama!: medieval illumiated tomes
aye, sama!: (the spine of which gets very intimately acquainted with Soul's skull)
definitely not kira: ofc
aye, sama!: but yeah what do you think
definitely not kira: its really nice so far i like it
aye, sama!: soul goes into Creepy Abandoned House on a dare/as a punishment for losing a bet with Black*Star or something
aye, sama!: and after seeing numerous weird sigils on the walls
aye, sama!: he accidentally stumbles across Medusa summoning Cthulhu or some shit
aye, sama!: she sends little snake demons after him
aye, sama!: minions or w/e
definitely not kira: snek
aye, sama!: and he's running and running and he trips
aye, sama!: and cuts his hand on broken glass or a nail or something
aye, sama!: and he's scrambling to get away and his hand is all bloody
aye, sama!: and he's just like
aye, sama!: PLEASE GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT OF THIS ALIVE
aye, sama!: and he slams his hand on the wall trying to scramble up and run again
aye, sama!: and he just so happened to slap his hand on a demon summoning sigil
definitely not kira: goOD JOB
aye, sama!: and since he didn't specify a demon
aye, sama!: the underworld sort of redirected the call
aye, sama!: to the demon that could do the best job of it
aye, sama!: and that demon was maka
aye, sama!: and she shows up
aye, sama!: and bEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE SNAKE MINIONS
definitely not kira: NICE
definitely not kira: a+
aye, sama!: and he's like wHAT THE FUCK
definitely not kira: onmfg
aye, sama!: because she's like
aye, sama!: couvered in soulfire or something
aye, sama!: and she gets him out of there
aye, sama!: and then he wakes up to find this random chick in his room
aye, sama!: and he's like WHAT THE FUCK
aye, sama!: also since maka's a Combat-Equipped Demon
aye, sama!: she fights with a scythe obvs
aye, sama!: but headcanon that her weapon changes form depending on her contractor
aye, sama!: so like
aye, sama!: her weapon now is the red-and-black zigzaggy one
aye, sama!: but maybe three or five contracts back it would have looked completely different
aye, sama!: also maybe medusa was experimenting
aye, sama!: with summoning straight-up demon-essence
aye, sama!: but not a full demon
aye, sama!: so she can like
aye, sama!: build-a-bear a demon
aye, sama!: and she abducted some poor schmuck (CRONA)
definitely not kira: sounds good, something shed do
definitely not kira: what a bitch
aye, sama!: and stuck Ragnarok in him
aye, sama!: and then maybe went to go dispose of the evidence
aye, sama!: (soul)
aye, sama!: no but so she needs to kill soul right
aye, sama!: and she knows that his contract is for protection
aye, sama!: like
aye, sama!: general overall protection-from-things
aye, sama!: so she captures maka
aye, sama!: and at this point soul actually is friends with her and ~in looooove~ and shit
aye, sama!: so of course he takes the bait
aye, sama!: and eventually it goes down like the church scene in italy
aye, sama!: plus maybe a little bit of that one part in buffy when she stabs angel into a hell portal after he went off the deep end because it needed a sacrifice to close again
aye, sama!: soul taking the blow for maka would work like that too
aye, sama!: with maybe a side order of like
aye, sama!: in FMA
aye, sama!: in the beginning when the elrics do the human transmutation
aye, sama!: and alphonse gets all dematerialized and ~taken by the Gate Of Truth~ and stuff
aye, sama!: it'd be like that
aye, sama!: because like
aye, sama!: maka failed in her contract to protect him which fucks some shit up
aye, sama!: a human sacrificed themselves for a demon of their own free will which fucks some shit up
aye, sama!: medusa's experiments in demonology fucked some shit up
aye, sama!: so all in all the universe is just like WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ONE HUMAN CAUSING SO MUCH DISTURBANCE FUCK YOU HUMAN
aye, sama!: and sort of
aye, sama!: devours him
aye, sama!: and then maka murders the shit out of medusa and kills the demon (ragnarok) inside crona
aye, sama!: and then uses soul perception(?) to track down soul's soul
aye, sama!: because she can still feel the vestiges of it through her contract/bond
aye, sama!: and she hunts it down and basically saves it from being absorbed by the black blood/dissolved in demon essence
aye, sama!: but to do that she has to either eat his soul or make him a demon
aye, sama!: and there's no time to corrupt his soul properly so in a panic she does the one thing she read about ONCE in LEGEND
aye, sama!: and she imbues his soul into her scythe
aye, sama!: which at this point is still optimized for him so it's a relatively solid vessel
aye, sama!: so she loses her ability to summon her own demon weapon
aye, sama!: but now soul IS a demon weapon but he can't wield himself
definitely not kira: dude. dUDE thats so cool wtf wtf
aye, sama!: so it's thankful that those two dorks are in love
aye, sama!: because they stick together and are all demony and stuff
definitely not kira: yessss
aye, sama!: and maka asks Lord Death to just
aye, sama!: shuffle some paperwork or w/e
aye, sama!: so they can be together/be listed as one unit
aye, sama!: because it would be kinda shitty if they got all fucked up
aye, sama!: and also because the way she saved him
aye, sama!: he can't go too far from her/her soul wavelength
aye, sama!: because he's still technically hosted in her weapon
aye, sama!: which is only sustainable a certain distance from her body
aye, sama!: and maintaining the weapon form means that she keeps his soul from sliding back into the black blood?
aye, sama!: yeah
aye, sama!: like
aye, sama!: they can be pretty far apart because soul can fight it back on his own
aye, sama!: but not for too long because he's still kinda unstable
aye, sama!: but yeah i think that's how it's gonna play out

a-frosty-heart-full-of-ships:
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
muffled-satanic-cackling:
diaryofaworkingstudent:
two-stride:
infinitetundra:
lifewithanorwegianfjord:
this is mesmerizing.
non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.
always reblog
Always reblog
Alright this is absolutely fantastic
But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle
Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that you have just made
im so confused and i demand to be informed

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lissinator:

demonica-dawson:
time-lord-ramnikul:
knitmeapony:
demonhamster:
despotic:
suicidemydarling:
gigantorthemooseking:
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
Most of my guy friends are metalheads and they are all like my big brothers(and even my older brother is one as well!)

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derpderpmotherfuckers:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH

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