yes but consider this for your otp:
- being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
- rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
- drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
- “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
- growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
- mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU
(Source: devilrie, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
(Source: another-one-another-you, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
PINE. APPLE.
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
(Source: french-tea, via bleedingwillow96)
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
today on satan makes a blog post
(via bleedingwillow96)
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A box of baby bengals
“What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them.”
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Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
I do.
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
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