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“i am not at all physically attracted to you”
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
(Source: asstroslut, via lathori)
Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left..
i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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bgib:
Winter is coming.
JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE
(Source: cineraria, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
(Source: crumpte, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
