(Source: textsfromtheshatterdome, via mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit)
rect:
being an adult means you can curse in front of your parents without worrying that they’re gonna ground u or something like that
nah this is white privilege
i curse around my parents and i wont be able to walk again
black parents live by one rule:
(via bleedingwillow96)
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
GOD
SHUT UP
UR SO STUPID
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the comic is killing me
(via bleedingwillow96)
“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”
“That’s your otp”?
“But they hate each other.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they’re not gay.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But one of them is dead.”
Reblogging again because this got even better!
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some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
(via dadnetos)
Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:
(Source: go-drop-dead-mr-president, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
(Source: falsedetective, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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“My husky colleagues and I…”
Fun fact: Siberian Huskies are good with children & love to play with them.
