we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
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Relevant today, tomorrow and every other day.
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dcu:
*nodnod*
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I would kill a person for this horse.
Like, I don’t even mean kill in exchange for this horse. If this horse asked me to kill a person, I’d just do it.
“He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…”
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I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
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My brain is a simple one.
This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.
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Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
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when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
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