do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
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“
The Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanov, aka Natalie Rushman, aka… a bunch of other names that for some reason all have the initials N.R.
[checks paper] Really? They do? You’d think someone would have caught onto that.
In any event, since the leak of the SHIELD documents, the world’s most famous spy has become Congress’ most wanted fugitive. Which brings us to a new segment that we’re calling: “Widow Watch 2014” or “Seriously, she put every alias she’s ever used on the Internet and you still can’t find her?”
” — The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 9 June 2014. (via pressagentsofshield)
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
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i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
It would be the end of me
Please don’t.
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how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
FUCK
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
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So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
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im dead
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