I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
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it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
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“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.” —
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
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okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’
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