Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too
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this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
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Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I…
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jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table
(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet
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girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
girl: but-
me: bye
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here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
respect it
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