two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
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Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.
everyone fucking reblog #prayforgaza
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A few months ago I posted a bad photo picture of this and people really liked it
so here is a better quality photo
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back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
That last story was General IRoh of the Fire Nation, wasn’t it?
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Anonymous asked: Imagine Bucky when he first hears Darcy's kind of dark but goofy humor and slowly figuring out that she's really funny and then wanting to spend more time with her
“hey, you’re darcy, right?”
“…yeah?”
“you’re the one that told steve his ass was so hot it should have melted the ice he was stuck in decades ago”
“yep”
“i like you”
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“feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-”
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u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
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