a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut
People don’t appreciate gut instinct enough: it’s your brain picking up on tiny little things that don’t register consciously. Yeah, you might get the occasional false positive, but false negatives are rare.
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“Men are always quick to believe two things about a woman: One, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive” — Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins)
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Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
Is it wrong to say that this criminal is straight-up one of my heroes? Because this is literally the best thing ever.
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Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
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I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
10/10
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so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
“you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend”
and i was like
“ill get my boyfriend to do it”
and thats how i came out to my mom
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“NO HOMO!” the teenage boy screams. but its too late. the gays have already arrived
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